...you go to the store with 1 cheap **** scripto in your pocket, and forget to buy a 5 pack of legit full size bics. Yes Bics matter. Y'know what I mean, nudge, nudge.
...you flick a Scripto on the pier and light your afro on fire. My dad did this in '79. HA! We will not discuss why an Italian man had an afro in '79. You had to be there.