Well you almost nailed Fragile Frankie Merman, but his character on Seinfeld actually ran into the woods when upset.
I usually like a theme when picking names and I was kinda stuck until I got the real life PC Principal (CSB) mad the other day so I went for PC/Snowflake names.
P.C. Principal is obviously named for the South Park character.
Willy Woke is just something I made up.
The rest come from Seinfeld. Fragile Frankie was Jerry's childhood friend who ran into the woods and dug holes when upset. He gave Jerry the van as payment for some comedy shows.
Delicate Genius is what George called the physical therapist with the 60's hairdo and I always thought that line was hilarious "we mustn't DISTURB the delicate genius".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsdXa_7kzsBob Cedric is the combination of the "street toughs" who took the armoire from Kramer and bullied him about not wearing the AIDS ribbon.