The only thing good about that game (for me) is I came away healthy!!
When I was a kid, I use to play Statis Pro Football. It was a board game with individual player cards

You used to have a deck of fast action cards which would give you a random number which was used to give you the result of each play after taking everything into account.

My buddy John would always say "getting the numbers" whenever his Steelers (late 70s) lost to my Browns.
The game against Smirt reminded of that, not that I think my team is better then Smirts at all. It's just nothing went my way in that game.